10.) Clarkson windt er geen doekjes om...

"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what…being stabbed?" 

9.) De vrachtwagen gemeenschap zat snel op z'n paard met deze...

"It's a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, check your mirrors, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day."

8.) Het maakt Jeremy ook niet uit welk merk hij te kakken zet...

"And it's got air-conditioning, which unlike the air-conditioning systems in Lambos of old it isn't like being puffed on by a mouse."

7.) Sex en auto's, perfect match in Jeremy's brein...

"Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face."

6.) Hij bedoelde het goed? Of...

"In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was."

5.) De Audi R8 rijdt als een droom...

"Driving most supercars is like trying to man-handle a cow up a back staircase. But this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightley."

4.) Enkel voor zijn eigen geslacht is Jeremy nog bang...

"I'm going to change gear now, this will involve man-touching." 

 3.) De Ariel Atom testen is niet zonder risico...

 "My epiglottis is full of bees!"

 2.) Voorwiel aangedreven auto's zijn gewoon fout, net zoals zijn gedacht erover...

"Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling... penguins... while making love... to a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage... in front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong."

 1.) Al dat gezaag over te snel rijden... het is het stoppen wat gevaarlijk is!

"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary...That's what gets you." 

bron: Jalopnik